Tourist Gets Horny

"You've never met an elf before, have you?"Before you can say anything else, she kneels down in front of you and pushes her hair behind her right ear. You take several seconds to let the new information sink in. Her ear is pointed."You're kidding me."She smiles warmly. "You must live in a far away country not to know about us."You look at each other for another few seconds, then she says "Sooo... want a ride?" Ride on what?"She laughs. "On me of course."You slowly begin to fear that you've completely lost your mind and are now in some part of hellish afterlife. "What?" Sex. You know, fucking. Do you not call it that?" I..." you start, but have to sort your mind first. "Why would you... I mean, not that I don't appreciate it, but - do you ask all random strangers for sex?"She seems a bit surprised. "Well... the sailors in Draethell are always eager for all the girls there from what I hear. I've just never been there. I'll probably never meet another man."The realization crashes in.. Now, then both of you by default have thereby expressed a willingness to be first fiddle."Now they looked at me a bit strangely wondering where I was going with this whole conversation.I smiled as my brain was working overtime, and I know, for a guy that's pretty tiring, especially a guy with ADD. However I managed to continue, "Maybe I'm way old again, but do you know who Yanni is?"Both nodded their heads with big smiles to my surprise!"Okay. Wow, that's really a surprise, but hey, music is the language of all generations. Did either of you see the video that he did 'Live from the Acropolis'?" I queried.Again both nodded they had seen it."Do you remember that track they did, I think it's called 'Within Attraction', but I could be wrong. It's the one where the two violinists tried to out play each other? Karen Briggs and the conductor guy, I can't remember his name off the top of my head. Oh wait, it was Shahrdad Rohani, but man they both can play that violin, AND they both did it.
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